Well first off, my step dad just happens to be the chief of police here and I asked my mom fr one of those specially hacked dvd drives that you use to copy xbox 360 games with for christmas.

Today I was over at their house eating dinner and watching a movie.  Well my mom just speaks up out of the blue like, "Hey, you know that special dvd drive you want this christmas?  What are you going to use it for?"  And her and my stepdad just stare at me, and I'm sortof on the spot trying to come up with an answer that won't get me arrested.  SUdenly my stepdad's like, "Is it one of those drives you can use to illegally burn games with?  Don't you know that's illegal?"  I just kindof froze there, and I'm like, "You aren't gonna put me in jail are you?"  He said he wasn't, thankfully.  And mom said she wasn't gonna buy it for me so I had to go through and list all the legal ways I could use it but damn that scared the shit out of me.