They covertly released M$ pirates into the inter webs.  They will take up residence on your 360, because who better to recognize pirated software than a pirate?  They will secretly send data to M$ about you, your gaming habits, what pirated games you have, your ip address, home number and the number of times they catch you fapping to Rumble Roses. 

Additionally, they will occasionally wage war with any $ony ninjas resident if you connect your psp to your 360.